Willaine is a 20-something trying her best at adulting by minimising the use of smiley faces and exclamation marks in emails in order to sound finely aged like Morgan Freeman, only in text. Hates to refer to herself in third person (and anyone else who does), but finds it satirically amusing to speak about herself in second (like the narrator in every bad romcom). Hoards way too many books (for storage and) for her own good. Loves a good film, and a good laugh from dark humour. Does a lot of things ironically only to unconsciously adopt and become that ironic thing. That’s what you get when you take sarcasm too far. Probably your average-st friend.